Je sais que la langue officielle du Forum est l'anglais, mais pourquoi ne pas s'amuser et perfectionner l'usage de cette langue poétique et merveilleuse? Surtout qu'il y a quelques Québécois ici qui devraient comprendre ce que je raconte...
L'objectif de ce sujet est de raconter des blagues, en anglais. Si il y en a qui ne comprendraient pas, je traduirais... L'anglais va y rester! Les suivants, en plus de rajouter leur plaisanterie, sont priés de dire ce qu'ils pensent de celle précédente
Je commence avec un "cours du soir" auquel tous les hommes, célibataires ou non, devraient s'inscrire, sauf peut-être M. fitzKillian qui semble avoir atteint un agréable niveau de raffinement et galanterie. Sincères félicitations à celui-ci.
In english:New Education Classes For Men (by Women)
You're ALL WELCOME.
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.
Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.
Topic 2. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders ? Round-table discussion.
Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
Topic 5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other. Help line and support groups.
Topic 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the "Right" place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.
Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials.
Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.
Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife. Online class and role playing.
Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered